Oh, goodness..

octemberfirst:

abqandnotu:

merosse:

TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR” 

They planking.

(Source: animalkingd0m, via dutchster)

imwah:

holy shit i just spat out my drink everywhere

i am done with this website

(Source: jonnovstheinternet, via punkmonksteven)

team-free-spuffy:

paganmoma:

I think this is witchcraft in a nutshell.

The placebo effect at its finest

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

thefairmaidensays:

IT LOOKS LIKE THEY’RE MAKING AN INTENSE SALAD OH GOD OH GOD I’M CRYING

thefairmaidensays:

IT LOOKS LIKE THEY’RE MAKING AN INTENSE SALAD OH GOD OH GOD I’M CRYING

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disneyfunglam:

cassbones:

This post wins the internet.

Everybody go home.

(Source: uptopmrpres, via punkmonksteven)

10 Old Fashioned Dating Habits We Should Make Cool Again

1. Coming to the door to pick someone up.

2. Trying to dress really nicely for a date.

3. Bringing flowers or other tokens of affection to the first date.

4. Going dancing that’s not grinding on a grimy club floor.

5. Straightforwardly asking someone out and not calling it “hanging out.”

6. Additionally, being clear about when you’re “going steady.”

7. Romantic gestures like writing poems.

8. Turning electronics off and just being with one another.

9. The general concept of asking permission for things.

10. Not assuming sex is to be had at any point in time.

by Kate Bailey

Don’t you just hate it

When your suitemate leaves her weave in the shower drain..

#GodsNotDeadMovie hits theaters March21! We’re praying that God uses this movie & Us to change our culture! Amen.
 http://thndr.it/1kXFYmN

#GodsNotDeadMovie hits theaters March21! We’re praying that God uses this movie & Us to change our culture! Amen.
http://thndr.it/1kXFYmN

zaess:

trying to write the first paragraph of a thing

image

(via dutchster)

tundrawoman:

Best fake interview ever

His face though..

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